A Home Is A House Full Of Love

Over Christmas, I had some ginger ale left after a party. It was going a little flat and I wanted to enhance the flavor a little so decided to add some ginger to it to give it a little more gingery, spicy, snappy flavor. I just added a teaspoon or so (I am not really sure how much) to a glass and added the ginger ale. After it sat a while, I poured it through a strainer and then drank it. Well, it worked and we actually liked it that way pretty well. So I decided to try it again. I bought a two liter of ginger ale and this time I decided to add the ginger right into the bottle of ginger ale and then strain it as I drank it. It seemed to be working fine, but after 30 seconds or so, I noticed that the ginger ale was starting to foam a little. I decided to put the lid back on. As soon as I did, not only was it foam, but it began spewing everywhere! I never did get the lid back on and maybe that was good because we could have had an explosion. I sort of let out a screech, overreacting like...

  You find something 'festive' that you would like to slip into . It seems a little small, but you're QUITE SURE that in recent years, You've worn this size. So, you work with it... You try it on different ways..... From different angles you examine yourself. Finally, you admit that it does feel "A LITTLE TIGHT." Someone offers you a larger size, which you find highly insulting. I mean, it might be a tight fit, but you still look GOOD!! **************************************** Pet Theology Be obedient, no matter how much the master's plan doesn't make sense to you. Love your neighbor as yourself. Give to those less fortunate. Be generous. Take time to rest and enjoy thecompany of friends. Remember, you were divinely created with a purpose! Others were too, Even if they seem way different from you! So ---- Have fun, and enjoy the abundant life. You will not pass this way again! 'A friend is…someone who reaches for your hand and ...

I love to laugh.  Recently a friend shared some of these cartoons on facebook so I thought I would add them to my fun stuff. Enjoy!

Grandpa to Adalyn: What do you want to be when you grow up Addie? Adalyn: Hmm - I think I'll be an old maid.

My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”  She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.  My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.  Fried chicken is my favorite animal.  I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.  He said they love animals very much.  I do too, especially chicken.  She asked me why, just like she’d asked the other children.  So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.  She sent me back to the principal’s office again.  He laughed, and told me not to do it again.  I don’t understand.  My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.  Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.  I told her, “Colonel Sanders, “Guess where I am now…. The Picnic A ...

I recently posted this on facebook because I thought it was cute and I know how children misunderstand words in songs. However, many people still commented with their favorite hymns. Do you have a favorite hymn? Why not share it in a comment below? I have more than one, but one of my favorites is "Jesus Paid It All".

Things Our Mothers Taught Us My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.  “If you’re gong to kill each other, do it outside.  I just finished cleaning.” My mother taught me RELIGION. “you better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m gong to knock you into the middle of the next week!” My mother taught me LOGIC. “Because I said so, that’s why.” My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.  “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.” My mother taught me FORESIGHT.  “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you are in an accident.” My mother taught me IRONY.  “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.” My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.  “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.” My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. “Will you look at at that dirt on the back of your neck!” My mother taught me ab...

  The pastor’s little six-year-old girl had misbehaved so much during the week that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment.  She told her she could not go to the Sunday School picnic on Saturday. When  the day came, her mother felt she had been too harsh on changed her mind.  when she told the little girl she could go to the picnic, the child’s reaction was one of gloom and unhappiness. “What’s the matter?  I thought you’d be glad to go to the picnic,”  her mother said. “It’s too late!”  the little girl said.  “I’ve already prayed for rain.”     MORE SMILES HERE!

Should I get a dog? 2. OR………………………………………… Should I have children?

Our Grand son, J.D., tripped and fell one night and his response was: "I dropped myself."