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Hillbilly Medical Terms

Benign--------------------------What you do after you be eight. Bacteria------------------------Back door to cafeteria. Barium-------------------------What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section------------A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan-------------------------Searching for Kitty. Cauterize----------------------Made eye contact with her. Colic----------------------------A sheep dog. Coma---------------------------A punctuation mark. D&C----------------------------Where Washington is. Dilate--------------------------To live long. Enema-------------------------Not a friend. Fester--------------------------Quicker than someone else. G.I.Series----------------------World Series of military baseball. Hangnail-----------------------What you hang your coat on. Labor Pain--------------------Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff-----------------A Doctor’s cane. Morbid-------------------------A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates------------------------Cheaper than day