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Hillbilly Medical Terms

Benign--------------------------What you do after you be eight.

Bacteria------------------------Back door to cafeteria.

Barium-------------------------What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section------------A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan-------------------------Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize----------------------Made eye contact with her.

Colic----------------------------A sheep dog.

Coma---------------------------A punctuation mark.

D&C----------------------------Where Washington is.

Dilate--------------------------To live long.

Enema-------------------------Not a friend.

Fester--------------------------Quicker than someone else.

G.I.Series----------------------World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail-----------------------What you hang your coat on.

Labor Pain--------------------Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff-----------------A Doctor’s cane.

Morbid-------------------------A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates------------------------Cheaper than day rates.

Node----------------------------I knew it.

Outpatient--------------------A person who has fainted.

Pelvis---------------------------Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative---------------A letter carrier.

Recovery Room--------------Place to do upholstery.

Secretion---------------------- Hiding something.

Seizure--------------------------Roman emperor.

Tablet---------------------------A small table.

Terminal Illness--------------Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor--------------------------More than one.

Urine---------------------------Opposite of mine.

Varicose-----------------------Near by/close by.

 

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Anonymous said…
Ha! I must be a hillbilly. All that makes perfectly good sense to me :-)
August 4, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Toyin O. said…
So funny, thanks for sharing, that is always good to know.
August 5, 2011 at 8:47 AM
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