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Just for Fun–Computer Tech Support

Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one. .................................................. Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my DVD out !!! Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, I'm sure it's really stuck. Tech Support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn't inserted it yet. It's still on my desk . . . sorry. Thank you. ................................................ Tech Support: Click on the 'MY COMPUTER' icon on the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? ................................................. Tech Support: Hello. How may I help you? Male Customer: Hi .. .. . I can't print. Tech Support: Would you click on 'START' for me and . .. Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me. I'm not Bill Gates!!! ................................................ Customer: Good after...

Are you “being” these 4 things?

Psalms 50:14-15  Offer unto God thanksgiving; and pay thy vows unto the most High: And call upon me in the day of trouble: I will deliver thee, and thou shalt glorify me. Be Thankful “ Offer unto God thanksgiving” Be Trustworthy “ pay thy vows unto the most High” Be Trusting ‘ call upon me in the day of trouble: I will deliver thee” Be Triumphing in the Lord “ thou shalt glorify me”

Let us not be found wanting

Daniel 5:25-28  And this is the writing that was written, MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN. This is the interpretation of the thing: MENE; God hath numbered thy kingdom, and finished it. TEKEL; Thou art weighed in the balances, and art found wanting. PERES; Thy kingdom is divided, and given to the Medes and Persians. Daniel, chapter 5, brings a few thoughts to mind: The king’s kingdom was numbered and finished.  I need to pray   Psalms 90:12  So teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. The king was weighed in the balances and found wanting.  As a lost individual, one is always found wanting.  He can never measure up to God’s holiness. Romans 3:23  For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; As a saved individual I am reminded of these promises: Psalms 23:1  <<A Psalm of David.>> The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want. Psalms 34:9-10  O fear the LORD, ye his saints: for there...