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My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”  She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.  My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.  Fried chicken is my favorite animal.  I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.  He said they love animals very much.  I do too, especially chicken.  She asked me why, just like she’d asked the other children.  So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.  She sent me back to the principal’s office again.  He laughed, and told me not to do it again.  I don’t understand.  My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.  Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.  I told her, “Colonel Sanders, “Guess where I am now….

The Picnic

A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town’s annual 4th of July picnic.  Old friends, they began their usual banter.  “This baked ham is really delicious,” the Priest teased the Rabbi.  “You really ought to try it.  I know it’s against your religion, but I can’t understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden!  You don’t know what you are missing.  You just haven’t lived until you’ve tried Mrs. Hall’s prized Virginia Baked Ham.  Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break down and try it?”  The Rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, “At your wedding.”

The Best way to Pray

A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby “Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray,” the priest said.  “No,” said the minister.  “I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven.”  “You’re both wrong,” the guru said.  “The most effective prayer position is lying down on the floor.”  The repairman could contain himself no longer.  “Hey, fellas,” he interrupted.  “The best prayin’ I ever did was when I was hangin’ upside down from a telephone pole.

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Unknown said…
Ha ha ha! Too cute!

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